Top International Footballers use Homeopathy

A study just published on how German soccer docs treat aches and pains has revealed that Germany’s faith is in “homeopathic doping.”

The presumably objective study was carried out by an academic institute in Koblenz at the behest of a leading manufacturer of homeopathic remedies. It found that 92 percent of doctors who work for the Bundesliga’s first and second division sides prescribed such cures.